If your Christmas tree is looking a bit awful this year- perhaps the tinsel is threadbare, the lights are only just clinging onto life, or the fairy more closely resembles a prostitute than the Spirit of Giving- consider yourself warned. After all, if this latest article I just co-wrote for Cracked.com is right (and they frequently are), it could be much, much, much worse.
Hey Adam… it was great to work with you and the ladies in this article. See ya!