It’s my newest for Listverse! Wherein I discuss place-abandoning disasters that aren’t Chernobyl!
It’s my newest for Listverse! Now with 76% more metaphorical representations of England pooping over France!
Jiminy jillickers! It’s my newest article for Listverse: putting the ‘rad’ into ‘deadly radiation leak’.
“A lie is a lie. Just because they write it down and call it history, doesn’t make it the truth”. Truer words were never spoken. OK, that’s a line from the trailer for Black Ops, but the point still stands. The world of gaming is just as murky and conspiracy-ridden as the world of politics; but also, as it turns out, equally full of insane bullshit. Continue reading
If your Christmas tree is looking a bit awful this year- perhaps the tinsel is threadbare, the lights are only just clinging onto life, or the fairy more closely resembles a prostitute than the Spirit of Giving- consider yourself warned. After all, if this latest article I just co-wrote for Cracked.com is right (and they frequently are), it could be much, much, much worse.
It turns out that after next year, the subspecies of Homo sapiens known as ‘children’ will soon be nothing more than a bygone memory, thanks in part to the latest round of recession-busting job cuts and the fact that governmental departments are evidently to David Cameron, what blood banks are to vampires.