It’s my newest for Listverse! Wherein I discuss place-abandoning disasters that aren’t Chernobyl!
Category Archives: Scary
New Listverse Article! 10 Bizarre World Maps!
It’s my newest for Listverse! Now with 76% more metaphorical representations of England pooping over France!
New Listverse Article! 10 Things You Probably Didn’t Know Were Radioactive!
Jiminy jillickers! It’s my newest article for Listverse: putting the ‘rad’ into ‘deadly radiation leak’.
3 Insane Video Game Conspiracy Theories (That Are Complete Bullshit)
“A lie is a lie. Just because they write it down and call it history, doesn’t make it the truth”. Truer words were never spoken. OK, that’s a line from the trailer for Black Ops, but the point still stands. The world of gaming is just as murky and conspiracy-ridden as the world of politics; but also, as it turns out, equally full of insane bullshit. Continue reading
New Cracked Article! 10 Christmas Decorations That Will Haunt Your Dreams
If your Christmas tree is looking a bit awful this year- perhaps the tinsel is threadbare, the lights are only just clinging onto life, or the fairy more closely resembles a prostitute than the Spirit of Giving- consider yourself warned. After all, if this latest article I just co-wrote for Cracked.com is right (and they frequently are), it could be much, much, much worse.
Wherein I Revisit The (Terrifying) Archives of the COI
It turns out that after next year, the subspecies of Homo sapiens known as ‘children’ will soon be nothing more than a bygone memory, thanks in part to the latest round of recession-busting job cuts and the fact that governmental departments are evidently to David Cameron, what blood banks are to vampires.
